Sunday, December 31, 2006

Our Long National Nightmare Is Over

I'm referrin', of course, to the 2006 Cincinnati Bengals season. A few questions:

1. Why is Chris Henry the only one who came out on the field to play Sunday?
2. Remember when $hayne "Money" Graham and the rest of the Bengals kicking squad was somewhat decent?
C. Will Bill Cowher's jaw continue to protrude and jut next season?

Here's to, all told, a pretty dismal season.

Happy New Year.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006


You heard it here first, at your source for the most up-to-the-minute politcal news/gossip on the 'net. Liquid Metal has heard from an unnamed but dependable source that former vice-presidential candidate JOHN EDWARDS is throwing his hat into the 2008 presidential election ring. The source said he will declare his intent on December 29th.

Welcome to all the new readers who have no doubt discovered Liquid Metal due to this scoop. Stay tuned for more red hot updates.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Wednesday, December 13, 2006


Welcome to Justin and Nick's blog.

Prepare yourself...